Hungry. Shake bag. Shake. Good. Monique putting food in bowl. Yay! Yippee! Gobble, gobble.

Run. Door. Out. OUT! NOW! Whine, whine. Out, Monique, out! Yes! Yay! Laptop being put down. Goody!

Pant. Smell. Bark, bark.

Spray.

Okay, back inside.

Cat! Chase! MWAHAHA!

Catch cat! Trap cat under paw! Lick cat! Hump air over cat! MWAHAHAHA!

Ow! Why cat scratch me?

Hey! Cat ran away! Come back, cat! Come back and play!

Jump on chair. Circle. Collapse onto Monique. Stupid laptop in way. No matter, I collapse onto laptop too.

Sigh. Groan.

Pant, pant. Chase rabbit. Close, so close! Feet moving! Whimpering with excitement! Almost got you, rabbit! MWAHAHAHA!

Awake. Monique putting on sneakers. YES! YIPPEE! “Walk in the park!” WHOOOOHOOOO! Leash! Harness! Plastic bag! Key! YAY! YES!

Smelling, smelling. Run down path. So many smells. Head down. Head up. Tail waggin’. Stairs down hill. Run, run. Come on, Monique, hurry up! Yes! Dropped leashes! Better! Race race race down hill!

Race up hill. Smelling. Bark. Bark. Underbrush. Smell. Oops, got to poop. Squat. Off again! Up hill! Come on, Monique, tow you up the hill! Hurry, fat and lazy human! YAY!

Trotting back home. Yeah, I’m a badass. Inside.  Thirsty. Bathroom. Smack, smack at faucet. Water! Monique, water! Yes! Faucet on. Water in sink. Lap lap lap.

Bone. Dig dig dig. Bone in blankets. Toss in air. Catch. Race around. MWAHAHA, cats, bone is MINE! Hide bone. Chase cats.

Monique moving laptop to table. Goody! Treats! Pecans! Onto lap! Yes!

Collapse on floor. Hi, cat. Cat nuzzling. Ow, cat! Stop chewing my toenails! Stop licking inside my ear!

“Do you want to meet my dog?” Hear Monique. DOG! Me! Jump up! Stand on hind legs, stretch onto lap. Hi, laptop. Pecan. Yummy pecan. Want pecan. OK. Take pecan to corner. Chew, chew.

Collapse. Sleep. Chasing rabbits! Never stop!